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• cubicle17: Nothing says 'guaranteed good time' like having to say "please no pedophiles" in your party invitation.

Posted by nostrich.

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• livejamie: "Incredible Aerial Fireworks" - as opposed to the other kind?
• inky: yeah, I much prefer them over shit aerial fireworks
• simen: the kind that doesn't work
• cubicle17: I prefer incredible subterranean fireworks.
• cubicle17: ....I think the hippies call them "mines", but whatever.

Posted by inky.

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On badly written erotic lit

• nik-: nothing kills the mood like 'damn there should be an apostrophe there'

Posted by marco.

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• hilda: livejamie: I got "Scatman" stuck in my iframe

Posted by marco.

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• majorthomme: I'm almost ashamed of myself.
• majorthomme: It was five minutes of alright sex.
• hilda: majorthomme: It was pretty good.
• majorthomme: hilda, go fuck yourself

Posted by inky.

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• nstrich: who the hell even uses chat posts

Posted by inky.

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• fetherston: sarcasm is the easiest comedy
• nstrich: right
• nstrich: that's why everyone is so adept at sarcasm

Posted by inky.

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Artificial Inelegance

• cubicle17: How do web servers running on OS X perform? I feel like I've heard in the past that they're not particularly well suited to the task....
• Marco\: they suck
• hilda: Marco\: they suck out your cock and piss on it

Posted by inky.

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• nosmo: too much effort
• hilda: nosmo: too much MYSTERY

Posted by nostrich.