#tumblrs

>:O

ckolderup: this list is great: http://conservapedia.com/Liberal_denial
langer-: lol 12. homosexuality shortens lifespan for a wide variety of reasons
langer-: WE WILL MISS U INKY

toxick: when the hell is apple going to do their mac event?
toxick: i want to know if the new macbooks will be worth buying!
Vidar: they wont, i just got off the phone with steve
Vidar: he told me that
toxick: if they drop down to $799, i'll buy one
toxick: if they drop down to $899, i'll lol and buy a refurb macbook pro for $999
toxick: i came into some money
toxick: not much but enough to get a decent laptop if i want
inky has changed the topic to: <toxick> i came into some money

RSSCloud vs PubSubHubbub: battle of the two most retarded names in the history of internet

igowen: what do you use for INTERNET NEWS then, Marco\?
Marco\: I don't follow internet news
ckolderup: Marco uses techcrunch exclusively
ckolderup: you heard it here first
inky: in fairness, techcrunch is far funnier than the onion
ckolderup: he has a separate netbook that he uses exclusively for watching techcrunch
toxick: he uses opera on his netbook
inky: and syncs his opera bookmarks to his android phone
toxick: opera has an auto-refresh feature that he uses to keep techcrunch refreshing every minute
ckolderup: windows vista: starter edition, running opera
nosmo: while drinking Nescafe

toxick: i want to start a cafe
toxick: called
toxick: PRETENTIOUS FAGGOT CAFE
brilliantology: THE HIPSTER CAFE
toxick: it'll be a totally serious, professional business, with the exception of the name
inky: Welcome to Pretentious Faggot Cafe. Table for two?
langer: please!
toxick: can you imagine people being like, "hey, let's grab our macbooks and head on over to pretentious faggot for some lattes and crullers!"